The time that breaks

Today I went to Burger King and ordered some medium french fries. As part of a promotion to endorse S Man 3 there was a little scratch, or rather "rub" and win gamepiece attatched. I had two choices: Redman or Blackman. I analyzed the situation weighing the possible outcomes of either decision I chose to make. Finally I chose Redman and won small onion rings.

The Spokane Word

I've been in Spokane for a week. The night I got here I went into the bathroom and turned on the light to find that someone had put red beans and rice in the bathtub and toilet. Then it turned out that wasn't the case at all. Turns out the sewer was backing up into my bathtub. That's right, it wasn't red beans and rice all along. It was fecal matter. So, we had to move apartments and the plumbing here is pretty good.
In other news, I got electrocuted at some immigrants' house. I was a bit shocked but regained composure and had a wonderful time trying to explain. It basically came down to saying "I grab ladder..." then I would shake a lot. Good ole Toiyvo Vakonpaa. You would think that being in America for over fifty years and having cable since the Calgary Winter Olympics someone would understand English, but no. But it's all good now.
I'll tell you what's not so good. I got a C- in Geology 100. I was sad. I looked a bit like this. Notice the emotion and the wreckless unkempt look. It really threw me for a loop. But, there's worse things that could happen. Like this.
Now she looks sad.

How do they do it?

I've got my suspicions.

Marriaged

My friend is doing that today. I should probably go shower. I have to be there in an hour.

"Hip"ocrite

I remember saying how stupid it is when people take pictures of themselves doing regular things that regular people do. For example, one evening at IHOP there was a group of girls who got their picture taken in front of the building. Honestly, if you want to remember your outing at IHOP wait until you get your bank statement and then you can think to yourself, "6 dollars for pancakes?" Well, last week after the postponement of a concert we had a plan B Pizza Party. I fell prey to the commoner paparazzi. But it was at a chic eatery that is not a worldwide chain, so that makes it ok, right?






Must've been some pretty good pancakes.

How Embarrassing

I was listening to my iPod in the library. When I took out my laptop to study I turned it off and unplugged the headphones, leaving them in my ears. I opened up iTunes and started listening to *N Sync's "Tearin' Up My Heart." To my dismay, I realized I forgot to plug in the headphones to the computer. And no matter what I do I feel the pain.

You are quickly becoming one of the most interesting girls I have ever met.

Oh, Jude, you really know how to heat things up.
I on the other hand behave like the best friend.