F words

I took my final for a theory class early Saturday morning. I have developed my own theory that I will now address.

The condition in which people are attracted to members of both of the sexes will be referred to as "ambidextrous."
People will associate items with their most negative use or experience, i.e. it is Hitler's mustache as opposed to Chaplin's. I call this phenomenon nonpositconundrumediation.
After three months all forget-me-nots become remember-how-stupid-I-ams.

It's a work in progress.