Saturday Night

I like to sit on the couch without a shirt before I shave my mustache. Like this.

Bored Apartment Spare Time

Sometimes it is fun, sometimes it is sleep.

Salt 'n Pepa's Lonely Hearts Club Band

While driving around today I heard this song. I'd like to hear it more. It addresses a serious issue, sometimes taboo. But most of all, it makes me want to dance.

Pac Noir

I like Oregon. Maybe I should marry a hipster girl from Oregon and we can live in the Portland metropolitan area. However, from the looks of the ward today, the odds are not in my favour. Possibly Ocean's 14 could help me beat the odds of the summer girl scene, or the lack thereof. I'm not a gambling man, but Kenny Loggins' "The Gambler" can be applied to this, particularly a) when to walk away and b) when to run. I guess it's a good thing that the Nike world campus is across the street. Someday I'll catch a falling star and put it in my pocket, save it for a rainy day. Until that day comes, I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one's giving a peace sign.

Not really. I mean, how else would I have typed this?