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one time i put up a serious post. nobody read it because it was 6 pages long.

Fascination Street

Last night I walked two blocks down Bulldog and was almost hit by four motorists. Is my skin really so dark that I cannot be seen at night or are people just idiots?

Oregone

After much deliberation I have decided to depart from Portland and journey back to Provo. As I traversed the unforgiving nothingness of Idaho there was one thing to keep my journey going strong, and that was Journey. Did you know that it is 3 "Don't Stop Believings" from the Idaho Center to the east side of Boise? I wonder how many DSB it is from Provo to Salt Lake. One day I think I will see.
I will always remember those times in Portland. I will look back on all the times spent crawling under houses and that special occasion when Sniggler the Rat was calling to me as I crawled over the heating ducts and through his droppings. It was definitely an experience both happy and sad, mean and nice, current and ex-girlfriend. So as I had come to the conclusion to leave, I wanted to commemorate the occasion and leave on good terms and to always be able to look back and smile. As a result, I give you this. Please enjoy and as you do, think of that special place that you have in your heart.

3 reasons UVSC is cool

Muse, The Smashing Pumpkins and Interpol

Why did the hipster lose the karate tournament?

Because all he had was a white belt.

Har, har.