Dear Sasquatch

We kept it real, but you kept it realer. Good luck in all you undertake.

Sincerely,
Alexander and the children of the forest

Memorial Day Weekend

It's hard to believe that it's the end of May already. I just hope this Memorial Day Weekend will be good.
I mean its going to be hard to beat Memorial Day Weekend 2001. That's right. Ben Affleck. Josh Hartnett. "Pearl Harbor." I just hope Michael Bay plays a role in my weekend. Maybe Bjork will wear a Michael Bay suit.

I don't know what to think about this one.

After driving around for an hour, I decided to call the person who I was supposed to install for and ask them for directions. They told me how to get there and so I drove and soon enough I was there. I knocked on the door and a woman answered. I told her who I was and she said, "Did you find it?" referring to their house. I looked at her and simply said, "Yeah." Her shirt may have said "Lucky" on it, but I doubt she was that in school.

Fast forward one hour later and I'm on the roof, get hit in the face by my drill, and spit blood all over the shingles. That's what happens when people ask stupid questions, or rather, when stupid people ask questions.
"Did you find it?" Come on, let's be adults here.

Thursday, I don't care about you.

Why does every mall have Chinese food in the food court? There must not be anything more American than Chinese mall food. Sometimes you just feel like chicken, but it makes it so much better if that chicken is orange.

It's getting better all the time...

I was blown away, what could I say? This is my summertime, listening to Daughtry at least once a day, sleeping very little, driving around the area, climbing on roofs and scratching my ankles due to fibreglass exposure. This right here explains how I feel.



James says "World peace."
I say "Sync."

The time that breaks

Today I went to Burger King and ordered some medium french fries. As part of a promotion to endorse S Man 3 there was a little scratch, or rather "rub" and win gamepiece attatched. I had two choices: Redman or Blackman. I analyzed the situation weighing the possible outcomes of either decision I chose to make. Finally I chose Redman and won small onion rings.

The Spokane Word

I've been in Spokane for a week. The night I got here I went into the bathroom and turned on the light to find that someone had put red beans and rice in the bathtub and toilet. Then it turned out that wasn't the case at all. Turns out the sewer was backing up into my bathtub. That's right, it wasn't red beans and rice all along. It was fecal matter. So, we had to move apartments and the plumbing here is pretty good.
In other news, I got electrocuted at some immigrants' house. I was a bit shocked but regained composure and had a wonderful time trying to explain. It basically came down to saying "I grab ladder..." then I would shake a lot. Good ole Toiyvo Vakonpaa. You would think that being in America for over fifty years and having cable since the Calgary Winter Olympics someone would understand English, but no. But it's all good now.
I'll tell you what's not so good. I got a C- in Geology 100. I was sad. I looked a bit like this. Notice the emotion and the wreckless unkempt look. It really threw me for a loop. But, there's worse things that could happen. Like this.
Now she looks sad.

How do they do it?

I've got my suspicions.