Highlight of the Night: Awkward the Boy

My friend had a birthday and her roommate invited a boy over. He was okay until he started talking about how hardcore he is and saying that a bunch of stuff was gay. He named off a bunch of hardcore bands he liked so I started a discussion with him that went like this.
"Do you like Atreyu?" I asked.
He replied, "Yeah, they're way good."
"What about Falkor??"
"Yeah they're pretty good."
"Oh. Do you like Bastian then?"
"I haven't really listened to them but I've heard some of their stuff."
Then I said, "What about the snail guy?"
He never caught on.
Highlight of the night: Awkward the Boy
Second: Dancing

Needle in the Hay

Owen Wilson tried to kill himself and I cared. I like Owen Wilson.

Hot Time August

It's been a hard day's night, but sometimes late night adventures can be fun.

Thank You Tiffany

I wish I was in Chumbawamba.

Sleep Deprivation

Last night I rode a bike around until 4:30 AM. Tonight I just watched Labyrinth.

Songs I Wish I Wrote

A Day in the LIfe
The Sign
Modern Love
Dancing in the Dark
Mouth
Hey Jealousy
PInk Triangle
I Got My Mind Set on You
As I Lay Me Down
Bad Moon Rising
Always on My MInd
Mo Money, Mo Problems
Message in a Bottle



Ducktales

Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nutin to F*** Wit

That is a true statement.

RIP ODB

What if you were engaged to a doctor?

I'm watching "Catch Me if You Can." That Leonardo sure does know just what to say.


"Do you love me Brenda?"

Cougar Elite

I got home today and noticed a significant scratch on my truck. I was a little pissed since this is the second time this has happened since I've lived here, but had a bit of relief when I saw a note on the driver's side window.

"I wish I could crap in your mouth so you could taste how bad your parking is...next time I'll take your bike...fag. -have a wonderful day."

Well, that didn't make me feel any better after all, in fact, it made me even more upset. First of all, all four tires are within the designated lines and if anything evidence of the scratch shows that from where he was coming the way I was parked would have made it easier for him to get out (I say him because I know that a girl is smarter than to leave a note like that). Fag? Stealing my bike? Does this boy think he is in LFO? I responded with an addition to the bottom lines of his note.

"I'm really impressed with the maturity of everyone here. My mouth's open if you're still up to it."

I can take him in a childish insult war, because I'm just that good.

The Awkward Phase

Every now and then things change and get awkward and sadness sets in. But after a while the sun comes out.

Monday

I love this song.

I left on my mission 3 years ago. Wow.

Goals

Get a job.
Find living place.
Figure out how to pay for school and still keep blood in my body.
Get married.

Lock Shock

I locked my keys in my truck last week. The cops would not assist me because I did not endanger a child by locking it in with the keys. I don't even have a child to endanger.