About Me

23 April 2008

Summertime

No School
No Parents
Just Fun

21 April 2008

Let me do the talking now that I'm here.

It's late and this is on MTV2.

I wish it was this.


Or possibly "Sensual Seduction."
It was really cold today as well.

18 April 2008

Teach a Man to Fish

This morning I cast my line into the ocean of dreams.  The only thing biting was the gigglefish.  

14 April 2008

A Feisty Summer

Feist is coming to Park City the day before my birthday. FUN!

What Beautiful Weather You Have! (The Better to Coax You to Remove Your Jacket.)

It was way nice outside. And yesterday too. Yesterday was just an awesome day:
Church.
Bike riding.
Bike crashing.
More bike riding.
Stephen Groo.
More bike riding.
Cookies.
Scooter riding.
Note writing.
More scooter riding.
Limeade.

Today was pretty okay too:
Work.
Soup.
Taxes.
Piano.
Homework.
Blogging.

On second thought today wasn't that much fun.



Until now.....




Totally sick!

12 April 2008

Saturday

Have you ever been shaving with an electric razor and it dies? Well, I have. Today, in fact.







That's not even Photoshopped. It hurt a lot.

09 April 2008

I'm a Real Boy

I think that one of my biggest fears is that no one will take me seriously.  

08 April 2008

To Whom It May Concern

My life is not very interesting.  I woke up today and saw that it had snowed.  I then thought, "That's neat.  I don't want to do my homework."  So, I didn't.  Then I went to Best Buy and played rock band.  After that I went to the mall.  I went into the bathroom and saw something funny.  You know how there is usually mirrors on the opposite side of the stalls?  Well, there was a guy who didn't shut the door to his stall and I could clearly see him in the mirror when I walked in.  That was funny.  Then I ate some Sbarro pizza.  I felt so teenage.  Then I went to the 1:10 showing of Juno.  It was just me, an elderly woman and two preteen children.  
Boring.
I also think I'm just a little awkward.  Maybe in the 14-79% range.  Which would actually mean a little to a lot of awkward.  
I also have writer's block.  

06 April 2008

04 April 2008

The Joy of Cola

What happened to Hallie Eisenberg, the little Pepsi girl?
Well, turns out she likes PlayStation.
She's also been on Broadway.
Maybe there will be a huge twist of irony in 2011 when she wins the Coca-Cola Refreshing Filmmakers Award.

03 April 2008

I'm Getting Married

Only real suckers fall for that on the 3rd.

02 April 2008

The Writer's Strike is Over

I will write more soon. This is to tide you over. Our agenda for the next few months.

Initial Five Years
Through a consistent regimen of activities, we begin to learn the craft.

A. Practice Jobs (Goals)
1. Sharpen timing
2. Be able to make errors in safe environment

B. First Real Heist (Goals)
1. Assemble small team
2. Create cash base
¯¯¯¯¯
Mr. Henry

C. Cultivate Relationship with Abe Henry
1. Work with professionals
2. Make name for ourselves
Anthony: Of all our goals the crucial one to bring to fruition is C. Mr. Henry

* Positive values
Loyalty
Enthusiasm

*Negative Values
Sloth
Predictability

The 2nd Five Years
D. Going Legitimate (w/ Mr. Henry)
1. Make wise investments
2. The Robin Hood Principle
a. Establish good will within community
b. Anonymous donations
E. Develop outside interests
a. Travel
b. Art
c. Science

3rd Phase Years 10-15
Anthony the ideas for these years are ............*****

The Next 25 Years
F. Obviously these years will be heavily influenced by the years that precede them.
1. Multiple accommodations
2. When possible
a. Meet people from foreign countries.
b. Find ways to develop properties

Anthony
Remember what Huey Long said, "You make your own opportunities"

Further Opportunities
..............*****
"Ways of Success"
These are some plans for ways of success
a. chances
b. odds
c. bet long

The Next Fifty

G. Keep working
1. Keep developing
2. No more crime
* Wives and family *
Very crucial
1. Houses
a. Beach house
b. Town house
c. Ranch
d. Lake house

...................*****

Living into 21st century

H. Anthony as you know there can be no way of looking this far ahead.
1. Remain flexible
2. Don't be too derogatory

I. Consider alternatives
1. Within field
2. Outside field
a. College
b. Higher degrees
c. Honorary degrees

J. Why not plan ahead ......why not continue......*****