Sports Sports Sports of Sorts

My roommate was watching something on ESPN and they were talking about Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals between the Spurs and the Lakers. They were talking about what a bad idea it was to give the ball to Brent Barry with 2.1 seconds remaining.


I got to thinking about people I would not want to have the hypothetical ball in a time of crisis. Here goes.

Scott Skiles
Penny Hardaway
Any member of Taking Back Sunday
Marcus Camby
Jeremy Warner
Danny Manning
Danny Tanner
Doogie Houser
Doug E. Doug
Ken Masters
The entire 1972-73 Philadelphia 76ers
Scottie Pippen.

Who I would:

Wilt Chamberlain
Michael Jordan
Dr. J
Steve Kerr
Jesus

Remembering Memorial Day

Walter Meego is way awesome.
S'mores are good.
I made another blog. Not to replace this one, but to showcase high school art and stuff. Click here to visit it.
I hope summer is rad. Super rad.

Hi Jeremy!

I was talking to some of my buddies the other day and I was telling them about this job I got for the summer. I asked around if they new anyone that might be interested in working in Florida for the summer and one of them gave me your name. So I looked up your email address in the school directory. Anyway, they still have plenty of openings for sales reps selling Secruity Alarm Systems. I think they might need a couple of installers too. But the best part of working for this company, is that they pay for your travel and staying is this way great apartment complex with 2 pools. It is so cool. I will make so much money this summer...like 20,000 to 30,000 or more. My friend Brendon has been doing this every summer for the past 3 years. Now he is a supervisor. We sell and install Security Alarm Systems in the day and play in the evenings. Jeremy these systems are not hard to sell and I think you would be great at it, heck I'm new, so together we can learn and make a bundle of dough... So check out this website, it shows you where we would be living and playing. How cool is that!! http://palmsatsawgrassmills.com/index2.html Oh and if you would like to talk with my boss Brendon to check it out, just send me the best number to call you at and I will get you hooked up. Have a great summer....hope to see you in Florida.

Jason
Silver-line Security
http://www.silverlinesecurity.net

Fun

I had a good weekend.
I like this.

I get knocked down.

Did you know Chumbawamba was formed in 1982?
Did you know that I had asthma as a child and was taken to the hospital for the only time in my life due to an asthma attack?
If you answered yes to either of these questions, let's get married.

Where would I be without you as a friend?

That last post was on a piece of paper in my house which was written by my friend Colby.
In high school I had a best friend named Zac. I went to college. I went on a mission. I came home. I think I've talked to him 3 times in the past four years. Turns out he's a rock star.
And I'm just me.

Good Morning!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been a while, hasn't it? Allow me to introduce myself. Since we last talked, I changed my name to Oraleus Blasofas. A bit strange, I know, but with my job as a Blasofasto rocket technician, I think it's fitting. I dropped out of school because I just didn't want to be an esophate chloroplant harvester anymore.
Recently I've been really into nebulonian fuel research and I'm spending most of my time honing my galactic fuel scarcity skills. When I do find a free moment I try to comet hop as much as I can.
Yes, I bet you're wondering if I'm still afraid of Seesetzian Scorofaz. Of course I am. If you had a Scorofaz Hindo tail try to cyber-violate you, you'd be scarred for life too. I mean, sure, I tried to mind block him and invisi-sock him but on can only do so much.
I don't know what I'm going to do next year. I have a pretty promising offer to develop Blasofasto gastic rudders but I'm not sure if I have enough inter-galacto accepted trade currency for my tuition.
Advice? I'm not all the wise, but if there's one thing I know for sure, it's that you always need to work hard and Blasofasto even harder. Don't forget that.
Well, it's been a pleasure. I'll make sure to send you an ornafoosa plant from my old harvest collection as soon as i get a korvorkian nano-second.

Love,
Oraleus Blasofas

Whatever Makes Us Happy is Fine with Me

Bowling is fun.
I went bowling a couple weeks ago.
And it was fun.

The coolest thing I think I've done this year is ride from the Creamery on Ninth back to my house on Center Street with no hands.


Definitely the coolest.

This Will Tide You Over