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Things I Miss

Hawaii
Grandma Warner
Great-Grandma Warner
Light Brite
Uncle Joey from "Full House"
Muppet Babies
Going to movies with Grandpa Warner
Willard, MO
Bartlesville, OK
Being with my family
Steve Perry
Listening to the Cure and Human League in sixth grade Art class
innocence

I wanna know what's over that rainbow

My friend Jared and I gave B-Money a ride home the other night. He shared his philosophies on life with us. He became too real as opposed to some distant guy with a funny rap video on youtube. He's a nice guy. I don't think I can ever listening to his music again because I would feel bad for the instinctive mocking that I know would occur.
In other news, I love the movie "Bridge to Terabithia." I don't think I have ever been so teary eyed while watching a movie. I also don't think anything has ever made me want to be a kid again like it did. I also wonder why I never had any attractive teachers growing up. C'est la vie. I'm a fan.

Year of the Cat

Over Christmas break I copied some of my Mom's CD's onto my computer. I like my Mom's music. I'm listening to Al Stewart. Sometimes I wish it were 1977. If that were the case, we would have Star Wars to look forward to. My Dad saw it over 20 times during its first theatrical release. My older sister would be born next year. John Lennon would still be alive. The Cars would stil be indie. KC and the Sunshine Band would be our boogie men. We could buy stock in Microsoft. That would be neat. The computer I'm writing this on would fill up the room instead of my lap. Different time, different world.

Now "Rocky Racoon" is playing.

If I Fell...

At 7:05 AM today I fell on the ice while walking down my driveway on my way to school. At 10:23 AM I fell asleep in Geology class. At 2:16 PM I fell off the horse. At 3:28 PM I ate chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. All in a day's work.

DO YOU REJECT SATAN AND ALL HIS EMPTY PROMISES?

A panda walks into a bar and orders a meal along with a drink. After finishing, he pulls out a gun and shoots the bartender. The owner asks him what he's doing. The panda then pulls out a dictionary and shows him the definition of a panda which says "eats shoots and leaves."

Oh Penelope, are you filled with air?

Pan's Labyrinth: Excellent film. I never want to eat a grape after I have children for fear that they will be eaten. I never want to have a Spanish woman put a knife in my mouth. Also, I never want to sit under the palm tree that a Spanish teenager obsessed with karate practices throwing spears at.
Today's surprise: After two years and seven months I saw Paul Gruwell. It was a happy time. He was with a girl. I asked if they hold hands and cuddle. They didn't deny it and admitted to mouth touching as well. Those are all things I don't do. I get intimidated by pretty girls a lot. If only I were as Paul, a giant among men.
Resolution: The evening concluded with attending a local hip hop show\dance. I felt a little bit out of place with my journey into an unknown scene, but I wasn't intimidated (see previous paragraph). Then we got slurpees at 7-11.
Best Rap line: "Boy, I gotta warn ya/ Ya gots ta ditch the oversize zirconium."
Runner-up: "F***."

"I'm going to ask a personal question. Has this 7-11 ever been robbed?"-Jake Melzer

I'm crying.

Shooby doo-wop.