About Me

27 December 2007

According to iTunes on my computer

The top 25 most played songs(A Day in the Life would be on here but due to the long period of silence after the final chord I usually push skip afterwards).
25. Bled White-Elliott Smith
24. Little Thoughts-Bloc Party
23. Whoo! Alright-Yeah...Uh Huh-The Rapture
22. Nature of the Experiment-Tokyo Police Club
21. Intervention-Arcade Fire
20. Get Myself Into It-The Rapture
19. Accident and Emergency-Patrick Wolf
18. True Love Way-Kings of Leon
17. Here Comes My Baby-Cat Stevens
16. Getting Better-The Beatles
15. The Heinrich Maneuver-Interpol
14. You Might Think-The Cars
13. Crips-Ratatat
12. Nighttiming-Coconut Records
11. Neighborhood #3 (Power Out)-Arcade Fire
10. Velvet Snow-Kings of Leon
9. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise)-The Beatles
8. Seventeen Years-Ratatat
7. Kids-MGMT
6. Yours to Keep-Teddybears
5. Munich-Editors
4. Ragoo-Kings of Leon
3. Pull Shapes-The Pipettes
2. King of the Rodeo-Kings of Leon

and then



1. The Magic Position-Patrick Wolf

I'm so indie.

3 Days

Last night I saw Dan in Real Life. I thoroughly enjoyed it. It made me feel so happy inside. Great film. Great music.

25 December 2007

Merry Crimble

I couldn't sleep last night so I drew on my sister's face while she was asleep.
We all woke up and opened presents. My family told me I was eccentric and we went to see The Water Horse.
Then I watched three and a half hours of The Beatles Anthology.
Indie Santa was good to me.

22 December 2007

It paints you with indifference, like a lady paints with rouge

Finally. The semester is over. I learned a lot. I learned about limited space, existentialism, how to public speak, the resonation frequency of a chicken's skull, and that Jesus loves us.
However, there is one thing that I did not learn:





How does Dr. Bunsen Honeydew see?
The world may never know.

21 December 2007

Teaser

I've been listening to the Rolling Stones a lot.

24 October 2007

Been thinking little thoughts

I'm really tired.
I have to give a speech tomorrow.
My mom told me I need to cut my hair and change my style of dress.
I haven't eaten yet.
I'm really tired...
of numerous things.

20 October 2007

28 September 2007

freedom

I'm really glad that Hotel Chevalier is free on iTunes.
I'm also really glad there's a free screening of The Darjeeling Limited on October 23 in Salt Lake.

20 September 2007

Hummels

Rolling skating and public speaking is why I love Thursday. My ankle is rubbed raw right now, but that's alright.

10 September 2007

Blue Monday

I was really tired today. I really liked how my day culminated with me not realizing that I forgot to write a paper that had to be e-mailed in by midnight until ten o'clock. I am not in school mode yet. But I could go for school a la mode, I'm always ready for that.

05 September 2007

My Water Broke

Is Labor Day called Labor Day because it is nine months after the year started and if the year was pregnant it would be birthing? That explains why people have the day off a lot better than anything that anyone has told me.

31 August 2007

Highlight of the Night: Awkward the Boy

My friend had a birthday and her roommate invited a boy over. He was okay until he started talking about how hardcore he is and saying that a bunch of stuff was gay. He named off a bunch of hardcore bands he liked so I started a discussion with him that went like this.
"Do you like Atreyu?" I asked.
He replied, "Yeah, they're way good."
"What about Falkor??"
"Yeah they're pretty good."
"Oh. Do you like Bastian then?"
"I haven't really listened to them but I've heard some of their stuff."
Then I said, "What about the snail guy?"
He never caught on.
Highlight of the night: Awkward the Boy
Second: Dancing

30 August 2007

Needle in the Hay

Owen Wilson tried to kill himself and I cared. I like Owen Wilson.

29 August 2007

Hot Time August

It's been a hard day's night, but sometimes late night adventures can be fun.

27 August 2007

Thank You Tiffany

I wish I was in Chumbawamba.

26 August 2007

Sleep Deprivation


Last night I rode a bike around until 4:30 AM. Tonight I just watched Labyrinth.

24 August 2007

Songs I Wish I Wrote

A Day in the LIfe
The Sign
Modern Love
Dancing in the Dark
Mouth
Hey Jealousy
PInk Triangle
I Got My Mind Set on You
As I Lay Me Down
Bad Moon Rising
Always on My MInd
Mo Money, Mo Problems
Message in a Bottle



Ducktales

22 August 2007

21 August 2007

What if you were engaged to a doctor?

I'm watching "Catch Me if You Can." That Leonardo sure does know just what to say.


"Do you love me Brenda?"

16 August 2007

Cougar Elite

I got home today and noticed a significant scratch on my truck. I was a little pissed since this is the second time this has happened since I've lived here, but had a bit of relief when I saw a note on the driver's side window.

"I wish I could crap in your mouth so you could taste how bad your parking is...next time I'll take your bike...fag. -have a wonderful day."

Well, that didn't make me feel any better after all, in fact, it made me even more upset. First of all, all four tires are within the designated lines and if anything evidence of the scratch shows that from where he was coming the way I was parked would have made it easier for him to get out (I say him because I know that a girl is smarter than to leave a note like that). Fag? Stealing my bike? Does this boy think he is in LFO? I responded with an addition to the bottom lines of his note.

"I'm really impressed with the maturity of everyone here. My mouth's open if you're still up to it."

I can take him in a childish insult war, because I'm just that good.

15 August 2007

The Awkward Phase

Every now and then things change and get awkward and sadness sets in. But after a while the sun comes out.

13 August 2007

Monday

I love this song.

10 August 2007

Goals

Get a job.
Find living place.
Figure out how to pay for school and still keep blood in my body.
Get married.

02 August 2007

Lock Shock

I locked my keys in my truck last week. The cops would not assist me because I did not endanger a child by locking it in with the keys. I don't even have a child to endanger.

26 July 2007

my blog

one time i put up a serious post. nobody read it because it was 6 pages long.

19 July 2007

Fascination Street

Last night I walked two blocks down Bulldog and was almost hit by four motorists. Is my skin really so dark that I cannot be seen at night or are people just idiots?

17 July 2007

Oregone

After much deliberation I have decided to depart from Portland and journey back to Provo. As I traversed the unforgiving nothingness of Idaho there was one thing to keep my journey going strong, and that was Journey. Did you know that it is 3 "Don't Stop Believings" from the Idaho Center to the east side of Boise? I wonder how many DSB it is from Provo to Salt Lake. One day I think I will see.
I will always remember those times in Portland. I will look back on all the times spent crawling under houses and that special occasion when Sniggler the Rat was calling to me as I crawled over the heating ducts and through his droppings. It was definitely an experience both happy and sad, mean and nice, current and ex-girlfriend. So as I had come to the conclusion to leave, I wanted to commemorate the occasion and leave on good terms and to always be able to look back and smile. As a result, I give you this. Please enjoy and as you do, think of that special place that you have in your heart.

07 July 2007

3 reasons UVSC is cool

Muse, The Smashing Pumpkins and Interpol

04 July 2007

Why did the hipster lose the karate tournament?

Because all he had was a white belt.

Har, har.

30 June 2007

Saturday Night

I like to sit on the couch without a shirt before I shave my mustache. Like this.

29 June 2007

Bored Apartment Spare Time

Sometimes it is fun, sometimes it is sleep.

27 June 2007

Salt 'n Pepa's Lonely Hearts Club Band

While driving around today I heard this song. I'd like to hear it more. It addresses a serious issue, sometimes taboo. But most of all, it makes me want to dance.

25 June 2007

Pac Noir

I like Oregon. Maybe I should marry a hipster girl from Oregon and we can live in the Portland metropolitan area. However, from the looks of the ward today, the odds are not in my favour. Possibly Ocean's 14 could help me beat the odds of the summer girl scene, or the lack thereof. I'm not a gambling man, but Kenny Loggins' "The Gambler" can be applied to this, particularly a) when to walk away and b) when to run. I guess it's a good thing that the Nike world campus is across the street. Someday I'll catch a falling star and put it in my pocket, save it for a rainy day. Until that day comes, I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one's giving a peace sign.

Not really. I mean, how else would I have typed this?

28 May 2007

Dear Sasquatch

We kept it real, but you kept it realer. Good luck in all you undertake.

Sincerely,
Alexander and the children of the forest

25 May 2007

Memorial Day Weekend

It's hard to believe that it's the end of May already. I just hope this Memorial Day Weekend will be good.
I mean its going to be hard to beat Memorial Day Weekend 2001. That's right. Ben Affleck. Josh Hartnett. "Pearl Harbor." I just hope Michael Bay plays a role in my weekend. Maybe Bjork will wear a Michael Bay suit.

24 May 2007

I don't know what to think about this one.

After driving around for an hour, I decided to call the person who I was supposed to install for and ask them for directions. They told me how to get there and so I drove and soon enough I was there. I knocked on the door and a woman answered. I told her who I was and she said, "Did you find it?" referring to their house. I looked at her and simply said, "Yeah." Her shirt may have said "Lucky" on it, but I doubt she was that in school.

Fast forward one hour later and I'm on the roof, get hit in the face by my drill, and spit blood all over the shingles. That's what happens when people ask stupid questions, or rather, when stupid people ask questions.
"Did you find it?" Come on, let's be adults here.

17 May 2007

Thursday, I don't care about you.

Why does every mall have Chinese food in the food court? There must not be anything more American than Chinese mall food. Sometimes you just feel like chicken, but it makes it so much better if that chicken is orange.

15 May 2007

It's getting better all the time...

I was blown away, what could I say? This is my summertime, listening to Daughtry at least once a day, sleeping very little, driving around the area, climbing on roofs and scratching my ankles due to fibreglass exposure. This right here explains how I feel.



James says "World peace."
I say "Sync."

12 May 2007

The time that breaks

Today I went to Burger King and ordered some medium french fries. As part of a promotion to endorse S Man 3 there was a little scratch, or rather "rub" and win gamepiece attatched. I had two choices: Redman or Blackman. I analyzed the situation weighing the possible outcomes of either decision I chose to make. Finally I chose Redman and won small onion rings.

07 May 2007

The Spokane Word

I've been in Spokane for a week. The night I got here I went into the bathroom and turned on the light to find that someone had put red beans and rice in the bathtub and toilet. Then it turned out that wasn't the case at all. Turns out the sewer was backing up into my bathtub. That's right, it wasn't red beans and rice all along. It was fecal matter. So, we had to move apartments and the plumbing here is pretty good.
In other news, I got electrocuted at some immigrants' house. I was a bit shocked but regained composure and had a wonderful time trying to explain. It basically came down to saying "I grab ladder..." then I would shake a lot. Good ole Toiyvo Vakonpaa. You would think that being in America for over fifty years and having cable since the Calgary Winter Olympics someone would understand English, but no. But it's all good now.
I'll tell you what's not so good. I got a C- in Geology 100. I was sad. I looked a bit like this. Notice the emotion and the wreckless unkempt look. It really threw me for a loop. But, there's worse things that could happen. Like this.
Now she looks sad.

01 May 2007

How do they do it?


I've got my suspicions.

27 April 2007

Marriaged

My friend is doing that today. I should probably go shower. I have to be there in an hour.

25 April 2007

"Hip"ocrite


I remember saying how stupid it is when people take pictures of themselves doing regular things that regular people do. For example, one evening at IHOP there was a group of girls who got their picture taken in front of the building. Honestly, if you want to remember your outing at IHOP wait until you get your bank statement and then you can think to yourself, "6 dollars for pancakes?" Well, last week after the postponement of a concert we had a plan B Pizza Party. I fell prey to the commoner paparazzi. But it was at a chic eatery that is not a worldwide chain, so that makes it ok, right?






Must've been some pretty good pancakes.

24 April 2007

How Embarrassing

I was listening to my iPod in the library. When I took out my laptop to study I turned it off and unplugged the headphones, leaving them in my ears. I opened up iTunes and started listening to *N Sync's "Tearin' Up My Heart." To my dismay, I realized I forgot to plug in the headphones to the computer. And no matter what I do I feel the pain.

22 April 2007

You are quickly becoming one of the most interesting girls I have ever met.

Oh, Jude, you really know how to heat things up.
I on the other hand behave like the best friend.

F words

I took my final for a theory class early Saturday morning. I have developed my own theory that I will now address.

The condition in which people are attracted to members of both of the sexes will be referred to as "ambidextrous."
People will associate items with their most negative use or experience, i.e. it is Hitler's mustache as opposed to Chaplin's. I call this phenomenon nonpositconundrumediation.
After three months all forget-me-nots become remember-how-stupid-I-ams.

It's a work in progress.

16 April 2007

She got up and left

GD

Hello, Hello

The library is a great place today. I saw a girl from my home ward, an Elder from my mission(who is getting m'd after a transfer home), threw up, and now I'm next to a pretty girl.

Blue Monday

I woke up at 4:45 to write a paper for my Christian History class and listened to the Beatles Greatest Hits which includes "Back in the USSR." Now I'm listening to New Order. I got to thinking how much I hate it when people misuse the word communism. Oftentimes they are either referring to dictatorship or capitalism, the latter of which communism is designed to overthrow. Idiots.
It also bothers me when people misuse schizophrenia. Obviously somebody hasnt' been reading their DSM-IV. Idiots.

12 April 2007

Well, I Never

Today I saw somebody throw a baby in the air. I don't think I would throw my computer in the air. But maybe a baby. What were they thinking?

10 April 2007

I like my Mac

It makes me want to jump, jump.
As of this moment, I'm listening to other people's music in the library. This person has ABBA and The A*Teens. Everyone has 2Pac and New Found Glory.

06 April 2007

God v. Greed

Spirituality exists within every culture. It was one of the things our country was founded on. It can be a great source for good in society, as those who truly live their religion often make positive contributions. On all of the money in America one can find the words "In God We Trust." The very term implies that we are a faith-based nation with values and standards that hinge upon a common set of beliefs. Faith, to the truly faithful, plays a very large role in everyday life and can influence our thoughts, actions, and almost everything we do with our lives. However, in our day it seems that many in the United States of America have put God to the side and put their faith and trust in money as well as other things of the world. As this trend grows, many are gaining riches and power, all in the name of God. The use of religion for the gain of money and political power contradicts the values of many religions; therefore, it is morally wrong.
In America, we have the blessing of religious freedom. The reason the pilgrims came here in the first place was to escape the religious oppression they faced in England. They desired a place where they could worship as they pleased and that led them to America. As time went on, the English colonized this land. Eventually, the colonists fought to be emancipated from their mother country, and there are many accounts and stories of divine intervention in their struggle towards victory and separation. Through their struggles and success, a fledgling people had become "one nation under God."
With the formation of this nation, it was decreed that there should be a separation of church and state, meaning that government and religious institutions should be separate and remain separate. However in our day, the line between church and state has become a bit blurred. President George W. Bush "repeatedly emphasized his desire to lower the wall that separates church and state and allow the federal government to finance the work of churches and other houses of worship during his 2000 presidential campaign" (Steve Benen, 2002, p. 4). After winning the election, his administration created the White House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives to accomplish this goal. However, it seems as though the initiatives serve another purpose and that is to gain political power. Alexander Saxton wrote "throughout the so-called Era of Secularism…working classes have tended to be more religious than middle classes," and a large portion of voters in America are working class people (2006, p. 308). In the 2002 elections for the House of Representatives, "the Bush administration sent faith-based officials to carefully selected locations to appear with Republican candidates while touting publicly funded grants to religious groups" (Benen, 2002, p. 4). This was done, no doubt, in hopes to help the Republican party gain political strength.
One major blemish on the face of the faith-based initiatives which has plagued it from the beginning was its failure to go through the approval process of the US Congress. "The initiative was put into place primarily through executive orders issued by President George W. Bush and through regulatory changes affecting various cabinent-level departments and lower federal offices "(Rob Boston, 2007, p. 10). The actions of the Bush administration were in defiance of the system of checks and balances which were established by the founding fathers of our nation. They had done exactly what the system was designed to thwart, which was the exercising of their power irresponsibly. By making an executive decision in regards to the faith-based initiatives, President Bush took the power out of the hands of Congress and violated the rule of law of consent. It was stated by Rod Paige, former United States Secretary of Education, that the President did this "because he knows first-hand the power of faith to change lives…because faith changed his life (Boston, 2007, 10)." This makes it apparent that Bush is proselytizing his faith to the world, and to his voters, with "a vehicle for 'good people' to 'act on their spiritual imperative'" (Boston, 2007, p. 13).
The actual concept of the faith-based initiatives is, in my opinion, a good thing. It is good that small congregations can benefit from it and that they will be able to have nicer facilities and be able to do more good with the money that they receive. Ronald J. Sider wrote, "In many of our poorest, most broken neighborhoods, faith-based organizations are almost the only surviving social service organizations "(2005, p. 40). The fact that George W. Bush is a religious man is not a bad thing either, in fact it is quite good. It takes courage to stand for what you believe. However the public display of his affections for his faith is noble, but not necessary. In fact, sometimes I think he plays his religious cards a bit too much and mentions prayer an awful lot for a secular leader. This further supports the theory of his administration wielding the sword of religion in order to win the battle for political power.
While government leaders can use religion to get gain in the sense of political power, those who benefit the most from religion in terms of money are those that preach it. The media can play a large role in the success of preachers. Today, televangelism is a very successful business and many people get their sermons in the comfort of their living room. "During the 1980's, the activities of the contemporary electronic church received so much media attention that televangelists such as Oral Roberts, Jim Bakker, and Jerry Falwell have acquired the notoriety normally reserved for movie stars" (Litman and Bamn, 1989, p. 329). These men used their charismatic ministries to spread the gospel which they professed to love (although they were not free from scandals, among which was a well publicized affair between Bakker and the church secretary). Oral Roberts made a name for himself by hosting numerous religious television specials called "Contact," in which he would have musical spectacles and guest stars mixed with religious messages. As part of the program, a number would come up for viewers to call and they would be prayed for and then the Lord would bless them. This took advantage of those who were not very scholarly when it comes to Christianity, as it says nowhere in the Bible that it is necessary to pay people to pray for you and then you will be blessed. Oral Roberts even went as far as to claim that God was going to kill him if he did not raise a certain amount of money by a specific date. He didn’t' reach the quota, but he didn't die. In fact, he is still alive today, living off the riches he obtained during his ministry. Oral Roberts made his career by exploiting God for money.
The advent of televangelism created a new age for Christianity. It had become the latest form of spiritual sensationalism to add to the ever growing number of different denominations of Christianity. However, it was the political fact of religious disestablishment, or freedom of religion, which gave rise to so many different denominations and televangelism, as well as their roots of American Christianity selling itself as a commodity. "The refusal of the national government to endorse a single denomination left all denominations free to flourish; and to flourish, they had to compete, with each other and with secular rivals, for numbers and money" (Allen Guelzo, 1995, p. 27). The competition among the different sects continues today, causing the religious to become more frenzied. For something that professes a message of love and peace, it has done almost the opposite by perpetuating a cut throat, dog eat dog world in the battle to win over followers among American Christianity. This is because everybody knows that there is strength in numbers and if the followers are few then so is the power and influence of the group. This gives rise to and adds fuel to the fire of competitiveness.
Such sensationalism and fervor can lead to trouble. Unlike the indirect use of religion which the Bush administration has employed to gain political power, some are more up front with their use. Roy Moore, an Alabama politician, has become "the single most significant politician to owe his ascendancy to Christian Reconstruction--an obscure but increasingly potent theology whose top exponents hold that Christian crusaders must conquer and convert the world, by the sword if necessary, before Jesus will return" (John Sugg, 2005, paragraph 5). Such philosophy is reminiscent of the driving force of the religious Crusades in the Middle Ages where many were killed because they were not Christians. Similarly, while not necessarily a religious act, the Holocaust of Nazi Germany was spurred by the radical ideologies of a group which thought themselves to be superior to all others and resulting in the deaths of millions who were different than them. It is this type of use of religion and power that can be dangerous. In the 1960's, after John Lennon's controversial remark on how the Beatles were bigger than Jesus Christ, many Christians held bonfires of Beatles merchandise and some even went as far as sending death threats to the musician. Similarly, in our day Christian groups have burned merchandise from Marilyn Manson to Harry Potter. History shows us that this type of thinking leads to a superiority complex and breeds destruction, whether it is of vinyl records or human life. It can become dangerous for individuals with such ideals to gain power in terms of religious or secular things.
Recently, the world has seen what can happen when power is attained by religious zealots. On September 11, 2001, Islamic radicals hijacked four cross country commercial airline flights on the east coast of America with the intent of crashing them into specific targets. Three of them succeeded, hitting the twin towers of the World Trade Center and the Pentagon and resulting in the deaths of many civilians. These men had done this act in accordance to their religious beliefs. "Specifically, some terrorists are of the opinion that acts of violence against civilians are 'moral' and that martyrdom, even including the sucide of the alleged martyr, is 'the highest morality'"(Barry Cooper, 2007, p. 27). However, they are not a part of the whole of Islam as I have denoted by the word radical. They had very strong convictions that what they were doing was right, so much so that they even died for it. The media has shown much coverage of Islamic jihadists, or holy warriors, since then. Some of the portrayals of Islam as a hate filled and evil religion in the media has been negative and have created intolerance for followers in America because of the misrepresentation of it. I think that it is sad that there is such intolerance for innocent followers of Islam as well as the negative, often biased media coverage of not just Islam, but anything. It doesn't paint a clear picture. We must differentiate between the normal and the radical, the difference being that the normal belief is that of peace and doing what is right while the radical view is that of the militant jihadists who are on a mission to rid the world of evil.
However, this type of mentality which exists among the Islamic jihadists can be found in America among Christians. "'The long-term goal of Christians in politics should be to gain exclusive control over the franchise,' Gary North, a top Reconstruction theorist, wrote in his 1989 book, Political Polytheism: The Myth of Pluralism. 'Those who refuse to submit publicly…must be denied citizenship'" (Sugg, paragraph 11). What this means is for Christians to have absolute control over politics and government and punish those who do not follow with denial of citizenship. This goal is most definitely a misuse of religion as well as a clear violation of the separation of church and state. But, in addition to those faults it echoes a bit of the jihadist point of view, even that of the Nazis. The similarities in all of them are that they all believed that they were right and doing what was moral and they all have a desire to gain control in order to prevent either the infidel, non-believer or Jew from attaining it. The difference is that Christian radicals have yet to make headlines and break into the mainstream by performing acts such as their contemporaries. But, that doesn't rule out the possibility. The goal of Christians in politics as described by Gary North is dangerous thinking and can lead to actions similar to the jihadists and early crusaders, in which violent acts will be performed in the name of God; clearly a misuse of religion in anyone's eyes. I believe that from a secular point of view, there is no way we can prove which religion is right or which cause is justified, we can only judge on the basis of a consensus of moral decency, leaving religious beliefs aside. As long as laws are not broken and lives are not threatened we are all free to do as we please. Islam and Christianity are peaceful religions wherein the radical behaviors of their deviants are not justified by their respective beliefs. These actions of deviance are all instances of religious intolerance, which is not one of the values that Christ, nor Mohammed, taught, and are examples of the misuse of religion in order to gain power.
But amidst it all it seems as though many have forgotten some of the teachings of the God they love. It was Christ who told the rich young ruler how to get to heaven.
"Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me. But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions "(Matthew 19:21-22. King James Version).
He later said to his disciples that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven. It was also Christ who was upset with the merchants peddling their goods at the temple, for they were desecrating His Father's house. If these things applied then and God is the same today, yesterday, and forever, then ought not these basic teachings of Christianity apply to the world today? Some televangelists and preachers, such as Joel Osteen, preach the doctrine of prosperity causing their followers to believe that God wants us to be rich, while they flaunt their riches and persuade their congregations and viewers to contribute to their collection plates (Biema and Chu, 2006, paragraph 6). The gospel of Jesus Christ is a gospel of love and peace, yet there are some leaders who want anything but that. It seems, at times, that they forget about these things which are said in the Bible as they are thumping it to win over more followers.
As these things continue to occur in the world, we must wonder about the conviction of those who are guilty of using religion for advancing themselves. If they truly believe that what they are doing is right, then they do not understand the scriptures, which more than likely are the basis of their beliefs. It needs to be taught that we cannot serve God and mammon nor exercise unrighteous dominion over others. This has become a widespread plague which is morally wrong. People need to put their trust in God and not in money or earthly powers. If this occurs it will stop some of the corruption of Christianity and make America a blessed nation under God. There are still many good, wholesome preachers in the world, as well as great leaders who are religious that help to counterbalance the effects of their opposites. In order to resolve conflict and corruption in terms of religion, we must forget politics and riches and get back to the basics and love one another. That's what the world needs now: love, sweet love.

29 March 2007

Plan B

What the Cheney protest is lacking is a backup plan. It has been voiced that protesters do not want him to speak but I have not heard an alternate speaker to be named. So, here's a list of who could speak at commencement instead of Dick Cheney.

W. Rolfe Kerr
Bill Gates
J.W. Marriott
Colin Powell
Jon Huntsman
Mitt Romney


However, I think the best bet is Ric Ocasek.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBTFwGfZVuA

26 March 2007

What the World Needs Now

I've been thinking a little bit lately and I think I may have come up with a solution to help tone down all the protesting and activism that we are presently seeing in the world today. What is the solution? More mysterious serial killers. Just think. If there were a bunch of unsolved murders occuring do you think people would have time to be out protesting things? No, they'd be too afraid that they're going to die to be concerned with anything else. We'd all come home, check the news and see that the headline is about how (insert your own catchy serial killer name here) has claimed another victim to which we would react by locking the deadbolt and peeking through the peephole. It wouldn't make matters any better when the only composite sketch that is released is a very generic looking male that you think you see everywhere you go. You'd play like nothing's wrong and your friend's would say, "Wow, you're keeping a cool head in light of the circumstances." But you don't show that your main concern is keeping that cool head of yours attached to your body. Frenzy in the streets and fear in the heart, that's what the world needs now.

03 March 2007

Untitled

Sometimes winners have to quit. How else are they going to know what they win at if they don't know what they lose at? Michael Jordan quit basketball to play baseball. Michael Jackson quit music to build a theme park for little kids. Michael Bolton said he loved you, but he lied. See a pattern?

In other news, I've watched "Bridge to Terabithia" three times.

26 February 2007

PDA

I don't care if you love each other.

25 February 2007

Things I Miss

Hawaii
Grandma Warner
Great-Grandma Warner
Light Brite
Uncle Joey from "Full House"
Muppet Babies
Going to movies with Grandpa Warner
Willard, MO
Bartlesville, OK
Being with my family
Steve Perry
Listening to the Cure and Human League in sixth grade Art class
innocence

22 February 2007

I wanna know what's over that rainbow

My friend Jared and I gave B-Money a ride home the other night. He shared his philosophies on life with us. He became too real as opposed to some distant guy with a funny rap video on youtube. He's a nice guy. I don't think I can ever listening to his music again because I would feel bad for the instinctive mocking that I know would occur.
In other news, I love the movie "Bridge to Terabithia." I don't think I have ever been so teary eyed while watching a movie. I also don't think anything has ever made me want to be a kid again like it did. I also wonder why I never had any attractive teachers growing up. C'est la vie. I'm a fan.

15 February 2007

Year of the Cat

Over Christmas break I copied some of my Mom's CD's onto my computer. I like my Mom's music. I'm listening to Al Stewart. Sometimes I wish it were 1977. If that were the case, we would have Star Wars to look forward to. My Dad saw it over 20 times during its first theatrical release. My older sister would be born next year. John Lennon would still be alive. The Cars would stil be indie. KC and the Sunshine Band would be our boogie men. We could buy stock in Microsoft. That would be neat. The computer I'm writing this on would fill up the room instead of my lap. Different time, different world.

Now "Rocky Racoon" is playing.

12 February 2007

If I Fell...

At 7:05 AM today I fell on the ice while walking down my driveway on my way to school. At 10:23 AM I fell asleep in Geology class. At 2:16 PM I fell off the horse. At 3:28 PM I ate chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. All in a day's work.

08 February 2007

DO YOU REJECT SATAN AND ALL HIS EMPTY PROMISES?

A panda walks into a bar and orders a meal along with a drink. After finishing, he pulls out a gun and shoots the bartender. The owner asks him what he's doing. The panda then pulls out a dictionary and shows him the definition of a panda which says "eats shoots and leaves."

04 February 2007

Oh Penelope, are you filled with air?

Pan's Labyrinth: Excellent film. I never want to eat a grape after I have children for fear that they will be eaten. I never want to have a Spanish woman put a knife in my mouth. Also, I never want to sit under the palm tree that a Spanish teenager obsessed with karate practices throwing spears at.
Today's surprise: After two years and seven months I saw Paul Gruwell. It was a happy time. He was with a girl. I asked if they hold hands and cuddle. They didn't deny it and admitted to mouth touching as well. Those are all things I don't do. I get intimidated by pretty girls a lot. If only I were as Paul, a giant among men.
Resolution: The evening concluded with attending a local hip hop show\dance. I felt a little bit out of place with my journey into an unknown scene, but I wasn't intimidated (see previous paragraph). Then we got slurpees at 7-11.
Best Rap line: "Boy, I gotta warn ya/ Ya gots ta ditch the oversize zirconium."
Runner-up: "F***."

"I'm going to ask a personal question. Has this 7-11 ever been robbed?"-Jake Melzer

01 February 2007